Zdeno Chara Has a Bondage Bed Frame

New York Islanders’ defenseman by day, BDSM simp by night? NHL legend, Zdeno Chara, may be the kinkiest player to ever hit the ice. In a post showing his consumption of a protein bar for god knows what reason, Chara might have shown more to his fans than he bargained for.

In the background of his posted photo you can clearly see a bondage bed frame for nights when the Chara household turns into a chains and whips night club. Two questions here: First, how the fuck do you not take a second look in the background of a photo you’re posting before sending it out to millions of people on the internet? And two… who’s getting tied up in this situation?

Is Mrs. Chara into the tie me up kind of shit, or is Big Z getting strapped in faced down with a rubber gimp suit and a strap on up the ass? Maybe the big man likes a role reversal situation where he’s in the weaker position at the mercy of his dominatrix wife. Are those cuts and bruises on his face from a game the night before? Or was it just another wild Wednesday night in the Chara household after hours?

What’s worse, the fact that the tallest player in the history of the NHL likes to get gaped in the ass by his significant other? Or the fact that Ovechkin’s got a dick piercing?

Hey big Z, maybe next time take a second look at the photo you’re posting before the internet takes it and runs with wild sex theories. Or, better yet, crop out your bondage bedframe bud. Was it a Freudian slip? Maybe the big man wanted to be caught. Maybe it’s all part of his ulterior simp persona. All I know is this dude definitely rocks a butt plug in the morning skates. Let’s just hope that thing doesn’t pop out after a big hit on the ice or the zamboni crew will be scraping a fat pile of Chara shit off the rink between periods.