Holy shit yesterday was a joke. Not only did I go 2 for 11 on bets yesterday but just about every underdog won in insane fashion. Everyone keeps saying how great the Bills are. They have the best defense in the league and not of the best offensive structures in the NFL. they scored 6 points against the Jaguars who are the worst team in the NFL.
Next, we go to the beautiful LA Sunday night game where the Rams absolutely shit a chicken for the world to see. What the hell is happening? Did I do something to deserve this? the only games I ended up winning were the two that I didn’t watch at all out of shame and petty. It was a terrible day and not I have to pay my bookie which just isn’t fair.
Also, fuck Dak. the Cowboys lost in dramatic fashion and he only got me 12 fantasy points. What the hell is happening? Really, the Broncos were up 30-0 at one point. Have some pride Cowboys. I lost everything I touched yesterday and I will be mad about it for days. My gut tells me to throw the house at the Bears tonight but now they will probably get shit pumped.
I am formally mad at everyone in the NFL.
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