March 20, 2023

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Who Would Win in a Fight: Lizzo, or Megan Thee Stallion?

The music industry is experiencing a hot girl summer lead by some powerful female musicians that are paving the way with their bad bitch anthems. At the front of the pack are two of the baddest singers in rap and hip hop, Lizzo and Megan Thee Stallion who both have dominated the music charts in recent months. Both send similar messages encouraging young women to be themselves and be bold, but only one can be at the top even if that means they have to fight for it. So, this begs the question… Who would win in a no rules street fight: Lizzo or Megan Thee Stallion?

FIGHTING! In the red corner, hailing from Detroit, Michigan. Our first contender, LIZZO! Standing at a towering 5’10” and weighing in at around 280 lbs she’s an absolute unit in the best way possible for a fight like this. As a lefty she also has a southpaw stance which will throw off most conventional fighters and give her a massive advantage against her opponent. She also just took a DNA test and it turns out she’s 100% a bad bitch which is sure to be reflected in her technique as a ferocious and aggressive fighting strategy as soon as that bell rings.

NOW! In the blue corner, haling from San Antonio, Texas. Also standing at 5’10” and weighing 143 lbs. MEGAN! THEE! STALLION! With the exact same height as her opponent, Ms. Thee Stallion takes away any reach advantage Lizzo might’ve had to start. However at a weight of just 143 lbs compared to Lizzo’s dominating 280 lb figure, Megan is lacking in the power category she may need to drop her opponent in the early rounds. She comes into this fight an orthodox fighter, but make no mistake, she’s a certified freak 7 days a week so this WAP might just have the scrap it takes to win the bout early on.

From a purely physical standpoint it’s obvious Lizzo has the absolute upper hand with both reach and shear power. However weighing nearly half the weight of her opponent it seems Megan Thee Stallion may have the stamina advantage which could come into play in the later rounds. Now these women may argue they have some “bad bitch” tendencies, but make no mistake these two are musicians and it should be assumed their fighting techniques will be absolutely trash.

So what’s the prediction for this scrap? After analyzing all possible factors, reading in detail all lyrics to their songs, and listening to WAP a few times our experts have concluded that Lizzo will win by knockout in round 2. Her shear power and southpaw stance are both huge ex factors and ultimately overpower any chance Megan Thee Stallion had at winning in later rounds. In this hypothetical fight for the title of baddest bitch in music, it looks like Lizzo does her hair toss, checks her nails and wins by knockout.

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