February 2, 2023

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Welcome Back To Class

As students head back to the classroom after a year of online learning, it is important to kick the year off on the right foot. While most students loved the freedom of online learning, they are also excited for the social interaction that comes with classroom activity. I have brainstormed the 3 best ways to kick the year off right and set yourself up for success this new school year.

First, make sure to remind the teacher about homework they forgot about. There is nothing that screams organization and attentiveness like reminding a teacher or professor about the work they forgot about. If class is about to end, and the teacher forgot to inform you of the next classes homework tasks, be sure to give them a reminder in front of the class. This will show that you are organized, eager to learn and your classmates will appreciate your transparency and attention to detail. This will develop a great relationship between you and other students/teachers.

Next, be sure to wear presentable clothing. Often, students will attend class in weathers clothing used as pajamas or lounging situations. While this provides comfort, it doesn’t present the student as being serious about their learning process. I suggest wearing professional attire like a suit or dress, or even hot new fashion trends. This shows everyone that you mean fucking business and aren’t in the classroom to screw around. The year 2021 is a year of no games, drama or judgement. If you want to wear a speedo as a guy or a mini skirt as a girl, it shows you are put together and serious about your education.

Lastly, I suggest that you frequently fart in class. Class can be stressful. You are trying to learn valuable skills to further your education and future career. That being said, the tension needs to be broken sometimes. Talking or cracking jokes during class is disrespectful and childish. This hurts the learning process of other students. A fart is a natural action that is hilarious, easily breaking the tension of the room and reminding others that we are all human. try not to eat too much chili before class so all the farts remain farts and don’t transition into something literally shitty.

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