June 5, 2023

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Top Jack in the Box Orders to get when you’re hammered at 3am

It’s that time of the night (or should I say morning)…. You’re back from the club, you and your roommates are vibing to whatever the YouTube algorithm has curated for your drunk ass and you just have a burning CRAVING for some fire drunchies. So you light up your Uber Eats app and go straight to Jack In The Box. But there’s so many options… a Buttery Jack, some Tacos, a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger?!?! Hell, they even have a specific place on their menu for “Late Night Munchies” (we see you Jit-B’s).

My go-to order at America’s favorite drunk-food emporium is an Ultimate Cheeseburger, with Roost Fries, and an Oreo Shake (a day and a half’s worth of calories, but hey- that’s a tomorrow problem).

So today, I’m gonna walk you through the best options to sober you up and get your drunchies fix in. You seriously can’t go wrong with any of these.

Roost Fries – This is Jack in the Box’s newest offering and I’m so glad they decided to grace our palates with the invention that is the “Roost Fries”. What looks on the surface like “White Trash Poutine” is actually crispy fries smothered with fried chicken, cheese and their signature mystery sauce. If you wanna feel like a true, gluttonous American Patriot, add this to your Jit-B’s rotation.

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger – Classic, heavy, greasy, bacon double cheeseburger with an oh so thicc brioche bun. Perfect for sopping up all that alcohol just crawling through your system. (However, it won’t be able to unsend any of those “U Up?” texts you fired off 20 minutes earlier).

Jack’s Spicy Chicken With Cheese – If you’re in the mood for chicken, I’d go with the spicy chicken with cheese. Sometimes that jalapeño heat is just the kick in the ass you need to get your mind (and body) functioning again.

Loaded Tiny Tacos – Full disclosure, I don’t know what the hell is inside Jack in the Box’s taco meat… all I know is that they’re so damn greasy and good. The tiny tacos are so snackable, I mean just imagine popping them one by one in your mouth while sitting back, drunkenly captivated watching Elon on Rogan for the fifth time… If you’re looking for something a little more substantial, the full size ones are a hit too.

A Loaded Breakfast Sandwich – Well… it is technically morning. What better way to start the day than with a hearty breakfast sandwich. Good thing Jit-B’s breakfast slaps and their sandwiches are greasy enough to sop up all your alcohol fueled regrets from the past six hours. (Pro-tip, the sourdough is good, but see if you can get it on a croissant, you won’t regret it).

Stacked Grilled Cheese Burger Munchie Meal – It’s a grilled cheese… it’s a cheeseburger… it’s two tacos… regular fries & curly fries… Your body is telling you no, but your heart is telling you “oh, yes.” It’s specifically listed on the “Late Night Munchies” menu, so do with that information what you will. Regardless, you can probably sober up the entire crowd of Oktoberfest with this one meal.

Chocolate Overload Cake – what’s a meal without dessert? Can’t go wrong with this classic, chocolatey sweet treat. Trust me, 3am you will thank me. 11 am you… maybe not so much.

And of course… whatever you wind up get… don’t forget a side of curly fries.

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