Cock blocks come in many forms. In your quest for some tail you may experience physical obstacles, and you may also experience some intangible bone-blocks that you cannot see or feel, but if you are seasoned you may sense. These are the top 5 cock blocks you will run into.
5.) A Dog– Dog’s can potentially pose a serious predicament. If you can take some toe licks mid stroke then this may not be an issue for you. You better hope she doesn’t have a pit bull.
4.) Her Friend– Her overly protective friend that has been a bummer all night is an almost certain cock block. She will try to end the night before it even starts, and before you know it you’ll be awake, alone at 2am in your bed with your face lit up by your phone screen, disgracing yourself.
3.) Your Friend– This one may be of the worst sort. If not done completely unintentionally then this person is not your friend, but an enemy in your quest for flesh.
2.) Your Mom’s FaceTime– This will almost immediately force you to cock block yourself, and wrestle in your mind the image of your mother and the task at hand. It’s not your fault mom…
1.) A Natural Disaster/National Tragedy– This is by far the biggest cock block. Nothing will kill the mood like a tornado or earthquake. And I can’t imagine there was much sex going on in September of 2001. Situations like these will beyond doubt stop you in your pursuit of happiness.
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