Ahh Saturday morning (or early afternoon, depending on how rowdy last night got for you). The light cracks through your blinds as you try to put the pieces together and unsend as many “U Up?” texts as you can. Well, this is your reminder, in the middle of all that, to HYDRATE!! Drink some fucking water! Cleanse your body, cleanse your soul! I’m sure the last thing your hungover ass wants to do is put even more liquid in your body, but I promise you, it’ll be so worth it. The real hack to avoiding a hangover is to pug a gallon of water BEFORE you hit the bed for the final time that night. But if your drunk ass didn’t think to do that (which is totally understandable, there are bigger fish to fry when hammered at 3:30am), then drinking as much water as you can as soon as you wake up is definitely the next best thing for you to do. Before I even start a night of drinking, sober-me fills up three whole glasses of water and leaves them on my bedside table. And then drunk/hungover me drinks them the next day and thanks sober-me to the high heavens. Drink some water, you’ll be glad you did.