I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I first heard about this. Yes, there’s been a major outbreak of diarrhea, also known to kindergarteners as the “poo poo disease”, on the set of NBC’s newest show “Ultimate Slip N’ Slide.” The poop pandemic occurred when a crew member tested positive for giardia, a parasite that can cause explosive diarrhea when swallowed.
Don’t get me wrong, diarrhea can be a very dangerous thing when caused by something like giardia. But the fact that the entire production had to be shut down because half the crew was shitting their pants is beyond hilarious. You know for a fact that means someone definitely shit down the waterslide by accident, which is both disgusting and insanely funny at the same time.
Is this a sign from God that NBC should stop making these ridiculous water-obstacle shows? Probably. Just remember when you’re watching that first episode… Everyone on that show shit their pants.