Every damn day we see a new headline about Britney Spears and the fight over her conservatorship. Britney this and Britney that and blah blah blah #freebritney. Why the fuck do people even give an ounce of a shit about this situation at all? I’ll answer that question on behalf of 99% of Americans… WE DON’T CARE! Britney Spears might be crying her eyes out now over all the issues she’s struggling with financially but don’t let this fabricated empathy fool you; she’s still filthy rich. I mean c’mon, you think the royalties from ‘Hit me baby one more time’ aren’t still stacking it up for her to this day? You’re out of your goddamn mind.
Now if most of the country doesn’t care about the rift in the ‘Toxic’ empire then why is it getting so much attention in the news? It’s because there’s nothing else to talk about right now in entertainment. If the world of Hollywood and all its fucked up inhabitants goes dry then the media will do what it always will do and start making shit up, or in this case blowing up a page 5 thumbnail story to front page news. I mean the only reason this is somewhat noteworthy is because it’s Britney Spears, otherwise you’re all literally reading stories about a legal battle amongst a family. Sound newsworthy to you now? Of course not.
Let’s not indulge this story anymore, people. Don’t get me wrong, Britney Spears is a legend and always will be regarded as a major pop icon, but do you not remember the night she shaved her head and beat a car with an umbrella? Do you think maybe the conservatorship’s there for a fucking reason? Of course it is! Most of us didn’t even know what a conservatorship was until we Googled it because of this. So stop trending this already pointless story, blast ‘womanizer’ in your car if you need to get Britney out of your system, and move on to actually important stories like the rest of us.