Its the most wonderful time of the year. December is the time to waste your money on the heinous and stupid gifts you’ve always wanted or the gag gifts for others. Here are my top 2 Christmas buys for 2021.
Cards are always a safe bet. Or are they? this Christmas card is a musical number generated by a bunch of dickheads in Wisconsin. they harmonize Christmas corrals using only the word “meow” and have a lovely holiday cat on the cover. Not only the, but once you remove the tab, they won’t stop “meowing” until the battery runs out three hours later. There is no off button. If that isn’t annoying enough, if you try to rip it open to stop the speaker, they hid a shitload of glitter inside so you make a huge mess. This is perfect.
Furthermore, dad bods are IN RIGHT NOW. I have been diligently working on a dad bod for days now, but seemed to have no progress. Its tough to eat fattening foods and not work out, but I see the light at the end of the tunnel and know I need to keep pushing. That being said, I need to cheat to make it happen. I always loose my wallet and keys so a fanny pack is a good move. this gift kills two birds with one stone and I’m sure looks 100% authentic.
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