February 2, 2023

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Meghan Trainor and her Husband Take Sh*ts Together

Meghan Trainor

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Reason #5,280 why we shouldn’t look up to celebrities: singer/songwriter Meghan Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara, own side-by-side toilets and the internet isn’t having it. Listen, this isn’t one of those ‘cute’ or ‘environmentally conscious’ trends that other celebrity couples commit to – ala Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis and their disdain for bathing or whatever. This is just downright appalling. The porcelain throne ought to be a place of solitude and reflection, not some ancient Roman public lavatory.

Trainor claims that they aren’t All About That Bass in the bathroom and that they’ve only dropped tandem deuces a single time, but one is already too many. I can’t even pee in front of my significant other, let alone drop the kids off at the pool. I can’t tell if this is an L for celebrities or an L for white people. All I know is that this is abhorrent and despicable behavior, and it’s gotta stop.

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