August 16, 2022

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Man Killed with Unique Murder Weapons: Boobs

Well this is just insane. Donna Lange, a 51 year old obese woman, has been charged with 2nd degree manslaughter for suffocating her boyfriend with her triple Z mammoth boobs. Yes, this is serious. Lange, who was reportedly heavily intoxicated, threw herself onto of her boyfriend tits first.

Witnesses say that they heard excessive shouting coming from the inside of the couples mobile home. There, the police found Lange lying on top of her boyfriend who weighed almost 20 pounds lighter than her. The witnesses say they heard the boyfriend, who was 5ft 7in, pleading with her to get off of him as she was crushing his body. One witness went as far as stating, “She had her chest on his face – She smothered him to death!”.

Lange, who was hammered drunk at the time, received facial injuries in the disturbance even though she claimed she had no idea how he died. Hmmmmmmm, death by boobs seems like a calculated rouse to me. Doctors said that in addition, the victim pulled out chunks of her hair during the event.

Lange, who was heavily intoxicated and received facial injuries in the disturbance told police she had no idea how the man had died. But that isn’t all, Lange later was accused of trying to kill her own defense attorney two months later with…… you guessed it…. her 38DD jugs. These things should be property of the Secret Service for how deadly they are. Moving forward, breasts of this size could be labeled as weapons of mass destruction. Watch out, fellas.

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