Is Coffee Worth It?

Coffee is the worlds most popular drink. Almost everyone drinks it from day to day and it is wildly common across the board. From basic white girls to elderly men who love to sit around and make mildly racist stereotypes, they all love to hammer coffee. But is it worth it?

Coffee gives you energy. It gives you the pep in your step you need to be the best. Not only is it a good energy source, but also it is proven to help you lose weight. Fuck pre-workout, just hammer a tall iced coffee and put up PRs on the daily. Coffee also great for style points. You just look more professional with a hot cup of Joe in your hand.

Negatives are pretty brutal. Coffee is a drug, and it is addictive. People who always drink coffee can get headaches if they don’t drink it and it is very similar to drug withdrawals. Also, it makes your breath smell like literal dog shit. My old boss always had the worst coffee breath and I wanted to push her off a cliff. It was the worst.

Is coffee worth it? Yes, it slaps and makes the world go round.