I recently turned 26 in the last couple of months. Lately, I have been waking up after a night of drinking with the worst hangovers. I used to wake up with energy, drive and awareness but that has quickly transitioned to pure devastation. Not only am I bed-bound when I’m hungover, but I also have no drive to do anything other than sleep and eat multiple boxes of Extra Toasted Cheez-Its. I have found that a few hangover remedies work for me, so I encourage you to give them the good old college try.
First, you should try to drink as much coconut-water as humanly possible. Not only does coconut-water hydrate the absolute shit out of you, but it contains little fat while being a powerhouse of natural nutrients. Whether you had a big night on the karaoke stage or made a mess of your baby cousins baptism reception at your grandparent’s house, coconut water would get you out of a rough hangover and sober you up enough to function. I advise drinking your coconut-water out of a straw to encourage jaw strength.
McDonald’s is America’s restaurant of choice. No matter what state you’re in, they are probably the #1 food chain in the area. Not only does McDonald’s taste epic, but they also provide a plethora of dining options. Their fine cuisine inspires many people to have the energy to make the world a better place while also housing thousands of calories in one sitting. McDonald’s is the safe move if you’re hungover to the point of no return….. You get what you get with them.
Lastly, I love to have a couple beers in the morning if I am crippled after a night of drinking. Having a beer or two supplies your body with the illusion of intoxication while keeping yourself hydrated enough to fight off a hangover. Essentially you are using the shampoo affect to your advantage by tricking your body that you’re still drinking when you actually aren’t. This is a slam-dunk idea for those who want to wake up for brunch or a day of beer dye.
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