How much milk do you think you could chug in a minute and a half? A glass? Maybe two glasses? Well, New Zealand supermodel (you read that right, supermodel) Nela Zisser just might have you beat. Nela just came out with a video where she absolutely crushes 2 liters of full-fat milk in just over a minute and half. You gotta see it to believe it.
2 L is essentially equal to a half gallon. Imagine going to your local c-store, pulling a fresh bottle of milk out of the case, and then just housing it all right there on the spot. That’s some gladiator shit right there. Here’s hoping she took her Lactaid.
See, here’s the thing…. In my prime, I could’ve absolutely done that. Maybe not in a minute and a half, but I could’ve easily drank half a gallon of milk in sub 5 minutes, no question. Now, with my old ass… my mind is telling me yes, but my tummy… my tummy is telling me no fucking way. It must be an age thing because now too much dairy gives me the wet farts, and that’s not an afternoon I’m looking to experience. Good on ya, Nela.