Gotta love it when a Boston public basketball game gets more hits on twitter then the freakin’ Olympics. If you haven’t seen it already, then let me bless your timeline with this amazing video of a random Boston basketball player dubbed “Hookah Doncic” ripping hookah only to steal a stretch pass and make the most average layup ever seen by man. What’s funny is this random ass rec league basketball game is getting way more attention then the U.S. men’s olympic basketball team. If this doesn’t put the cherry on top of the absolute shit show of viewership the olympics has this year then I don’t know what does.
Honestly it’s the savagery of dipping out of the game for a quick rip that makes this snap story so much better. Dude couldn’t even wait until half time for a quick nicotine break, and like any other tobacco degenerate he did what every man in their right mind would do to satisfy their craving by going to the only available nicotine source near him: Fucking hookah. Luckily for us this isn’t the first instance of average to lower-tiered athletes resorting to nicotine to enhance their performances. This dude rips a fat cloud right on the ice during his hockey game warm ups. Needless to say if you’re in a recreational sports league and are looking for that competitive edge, you might try taking some hookah to the dome.