February 2, 2023

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Happy July 31st, a.k.a. National Orgasm Day

Finally, the holiday we’ve all been waiting for, ladies and gentlemen. One that most women wish to celebrate, and all men do with a moronically satisfied look on their faces. In the spirit of one of the best holidays to participate in here are the top 5 locations to have sex with your partner this weekend.

Zoo – Yes, the monkeys may be watching, but what’s sex without being one with nature… And by that we mean being next to a cage full of giraffes. Who knows, you might even get a few ideas for some new moves from some of the animals.

Roller Coaster – This one’s a challenge mostly because once you hit a loop you’re fucked. Though it may seem intimidating with a crowd around, once you start going up to the first drop you have ample time to get things going and “get into position,” so to speak. Just make sure you don’t get caught on the reaction cameras or space mountain might not let you on again.

Lazy River – For those of you who are more of the passionate missionary position type, a lazy river might be more of your speed. Floating down the bend while trying to do the nasty under the radar will make that water ride way more erotic than I’m sure the creators intended. On the bright side, once you’re finished it makes for a great pillow talk setup.

Elevator – What’s better than the thrill of almost getting caught when the doors open. This one has a hack though, if you’re the paranoid type. Simply press the elevator hold button and go to town. I’d highly recommend going to the tallest building near you and hitting the button for the top floor on this one to give you the best time window to finish.

Blue Origin/Handout via REUTERS.

Blue Origin Space Flight – Ah yes, the 2,000 mile high club. I’m sure this was the REAL reason Bezos was so keen on reaching space: ZERO GRAVITY ORGASMS. This one is not for the feint of heart, or anyone without $3.8 million to burn. If you somehow win the lottery, and have exceptional grappling skills, I’d highly recommend giving the ultimate sex experience a try. Amazon would be proud.

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