Get a FREE Breakfast Sandwich from Wendy’s Today

As we all know, today is Friday the 13th. Typically this day creates a bleak panic amongst the community due to its stigma. I myself have terrible luck on Friday the 13th as when I was six I suffered a botched circumcision on this date. Anyways, our good friends at Wendy’s are turning that bad luck around. Rather than staying home all day praying something tragic doesn’t come my way again, I will be taking my bitch ass down to my local Wendy’s to score a free breakfast. That’s right. Today and tomorrow, Wendy’s is offering a free breakfast sandwich.

If you’re still reading and haven’t left for Wendy’s yet, listen up. Wendy’s is one of the better fast food breakfasts in my opinion. McDonald’s is a clear number one but Wendy’s is close behind the second place Taco Bell. By simply going to Wendy’s between 6:30 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. you will receive a free Sausage, Egg and Swiss Croissant or a Bacon, Egg and Swiss Croissant. This is a phenomenal opportunity for everyone.

There is no purchase necessary, you just get the free food. Why aren’t more chains like this? With the world the way that is is right now, we need small wins to turn our day around. Wendy’s is offering that small win to us today and tomorrow. They are the guy she told you not to worry about. They are the shoulder to cry on. Wendy’s, thank you for your bravery, inspiration and free Sausage, Egg and Swiss Croissant. You a real one.

Wherever the real Wendy is, thank you.