With social media becoming the core of our modern world, I think it is important to reflect on what is important. On a daily basis, we can spend hours scrolling through our timelines of various social media platforms. Not only can these be the source of our daily news, but social media offers an outlet to find humor and keep in touch with friends. Whether your’e looking up the latest COVID updates or sending your friend a video of a dog shitting on someones beach towel, social media is very useful. Therefore, I have developed this fuck, mary and kill list based off of my top 3 social media platforms (Twitter, Insta and TikTok).
I would fuck the shit out of Instagram. Instagram is widely regarded as America’s most popular social media platform. I view Instagram as a more formal way to stay in touch with old friends and relatives from all over the world. Not to mention, Instagram offers news as well as key updates on all of your interests. Late night DMs on Instagram offer the same benefits as Tinder or Bumble and the versatility on the app is huge. Instagram has become America’s go to platform and I would totally fuck Instagram if I could.
Twitter is my one true love. I would mary Twitter in a heartbeat. Twitter is the least censored platform on this list by a long shot. You can just about find anything there is to see on Twitter as if it were the Wild West. Be careful, however, as Twitter is a wasteland of accounts who mainly just troll each other. If you have young children, please be careful of Twitter as you will see the occasional injury video or someone falling off a building. Also, my favorite past-time on Twitter is starting arguments with Raiders fans about how the team is going to relocate again. It is always a layup.
Lastly, I would kill TikTok. TikTok is funny at times but most of the for you page is just shit I would never want to see in the first place. I’m not sure why but it seems like most of the content is girls who are younger than 20 dancing which just isn’t my thing. TikTok has some great videos on life hacks, news and other interesting things but it just isn’t that interesting to me. Plus they censor the shit out of it so it has much higher potential than what it is. If TikTok let people bully each other more it would be way funnier.