November 26, 2022

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Beer FMK: Corona, Pacifico and Modelo

In the heat of the summer, it’s important to consume as much Mexican beer as humanly possible. Not only does it offer a plethora of health benefits, but it also hydrates you throughout the day. Mexican beer is the ultimate day drink of choice for many, and rightfully so. But which of the big 3 do you choose? Here is my Fuck, Mary and Kill list for Modelo, Pacifico and Corona.

FUCK: I would fuck the shit out of Pacifico. It is light and easily consumable making it perfect for any day drinking setting. Taste is important to me, but so is mobility. I can’t play any mobile game like Dye drinking something heavy like an IPA, so Pacifico allows you to be athletic while also proving to everyone that you like to party.

MARY: I love Modelo more than anything in the world. Modelo works is any social setting. Whether it is a formal occasion or a bunch of friends playing drinking games, Modelo is no doubt the move. You can drink it at a wedding, by the pool or anywhere else and it will always go down smooth. This is the most popular Mexican beer and widely regarded as the #1 option for everyone. this is a 10 out of 10 option for everyone.

KILL: Corona is alright but it is just not very tasty. I think its okay if it is a scorcher of a day but I just don’t get the hype. On a hot day it is doable but other than that I just want another option. Also, a friend of mine who I met in Mexico said that people piss in the Corona vats when they are making it because they know only people in the United States drink it. For this reason….. I’m out.

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