It’s the most wonderful time of the year. For a short stint every year, we get Hockey, Baseball and Football season all at once. It doesn’t get better than this time of year. Sports out the ass everyday. All action all the time. But, how should I prioritize my time? Here is my FMK for the three big sports that I love.
FUCK: I can’t get enough football right now. It’s like anytime you start dating a new girl and the first couple months are just an all you can fuck buffet. We are approaching mid-season and the action has been great. The Bills are sick and there fans are still batshit crazy. the Raiders are back and I can’t get enough enjoyment our of watching Jameis Winston throw for 300+ yards, 3 TDs and somehow manage to turn the ball over three times in one game. I would always fuck football.
Marry: I love hockey to the core of my being. The NHL season is long and hard, which is exactly what any guy wants every day. Between the fights, big hits and beautiful goals, I would spend the rest of my life with hockey. I still have a boner from Jack Hughes’ OT winning goal the other night. Im serious I have had a boner for three days now.
Kill: Baseball is one of my favs but I have to kill it is this situation. the Astro’s aren’t getting thrown at every game which brings the excitement down significantly. Also, the Dodgers are a fraud and I worry they will get swept this series against the Braves. If there were more brawls in baseball I’d consider keeping it but I just can’t right now.