November 26, 2022

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Face Down, Ass Up is the Ultimate Sleep Position

I don’t care what anyone has to say, sleeping on your stomach is 1,000% the best way to fall asleep, no contest. Those assholes who sleep on their backs. What are you? 100 years old?

No matter how tired I am… if I am lying on my side, I absolutely cannot, will not fall asleep. The millisecond after I turn from my side to my stomach, it’s like the heavens of sleep open and I knock out COLD.

Plus, I’m a tosser and turner so I also like to load about 2-3 pillows on top of my head for that extra security.

And none of this arms out to the side, “free falling” bullshit. I personally like to wrap my arms underneath me for some extra coziness and warmth. I’m just writing this blog to give a shoutout to all my fellow stomach sleepers out there. Side sleepers can go fuck themselves.

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