June 5, 2023

The Tap Daily

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Every airline safety video should have bikini models

Think airplane safety videos are boring? Do you usually zone out those first 10 minutes before taking off on your shitty connection through Dallas? Well how about if your flight’s safety features were explained to you by some absolute blades? Air New Zealand must really care about passenger safety because, they’ve enlisted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models to give flyers the rundown of allll the safety aspects of flying with them.

I honestly, think this is a brilliant idea. We’ve all been there, we’ve all tuned out. I can’t think of a better way to get important safety information across than by having it presented by gorgeous, half-naked women. You know who’s gonna really make sure I know where my lifejacket can be found? Some chick telling me with her cans popping out.

Sex sells, and apparent sex also saves lives. Never again will I forget to buckle my seatbelt during takeoff and landing.

Although, after watching this video, I might have a little trouble getting this belt up over my crotch, but that’s another problem for another tine. Let’s give it up for our real heroes, the Air New Zealand Bikini Models. Keeping the skies safe, one titty at a time.

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