Drake Takes MILF Out on Date, Rents out Entire Dodgers Stadium

Drake just pulled the biggest baller move in the history of MILF hunting. The Grammy winning rapper was recently spotted on a private date with certified MILF, Johanna Leia, mother of high school basketball player and Bronny Jr. teammate, Amari Bailey. A regular at Sierra Canyon High School basketball games, Drake has been spotted recently sitting between Johanna and ex Friday Night Lights star, Michael B. Jordan.

Mikey B. was spotted trying to spit game across Drake to the MILFy Johanna with the line “do you like basketball?” To which Drake cut in and replied “get outta here with that Steve Harvey mustache, son. Only my balls bounce on this court.” Okay, that didn’t happen, but look at the photo. Dude for sure spit some game at Drake’s new lady.

According to the Dodgers organization, Drake was able to secure the secluded date after donating a large sum to the Los Angeles Dodgers Foundation. They can say the money was donated for whatever reason, but the dude clearly only threw cash like that to flex on this absolute bombshell.

I mean holy shit does this chick probably have back problems. And to think this whole time we thought Drake was going to the Sierra Canyon games to watch the young prodigy, Bronny Jr., grow into the form of his legendary dad. But the man clearly had one thing on his mind: Actually, maybe two.