February 2, 2023

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Dave Portnoy Has a MASSIVE Bulge

Barstool Sports owner, and all around social media bad-boy, Dave Portnoy, is sporting an absolute landing strip of a bulge during the summer of 2021.  Listen, fashion is always changing.  It’s not easy to keep up with the latest trends.  Right now, suits without socks, cross earrings and watermelon sized bulges are IN. 

At a recent company wedding, Portnoy elected to wear a summer style dress shirt and light brown pant combo.  This fashion forward and frankly brave look hasn’t flown under the radar.  Many fans on Twitter have been carving Portnoy like a turkey on Thanksgiving for the tight pants and surprisingly impressive bulge.  

I for one am all for essentially showing your dick and balls off in public.  This was a power move for a wedding where dressing on the edge is always appreciated.  However, it is important to note that this style is acceptable at a wedding, but not advised for more family friendly affairs like a baptism or funeral.  Imagine seeing the godfather of a baby hold their newly baptised child while also rocking a rugby ball sized bulge highlighted by slacks as tight as yoga pants from Lululemon.

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