June 5, 2023

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Could I beat Up Ten Year Olds?

Could I beat up a team of 7 ten year olds in a street fight? I think that I could. There are a lot of moving parts here, but I think it would be a solid matchup. The key takeaways are as follows…

I believe that I could easily win if they attack in waves. It will be tough if they all charge at once, but I still think I could manage. Due to my reach advantage, I could keep most of them at bay while I can use my core strength to deliver swift blows to the attackers in tight. Over time, I would wear them down and pick off the stragglers from the group. I have been taking Karate classes online, so roundhouse kicks are on the table. These kicks will overpower the ten year olds and adds a finishing move to my skillset. In addition, I will utilize MMA training on the ground. Not only will I beat them in a stand up battle, but I will also submit a lot of them through triangle chokes, arm bars and piledrivers.

Next, I believe that they will generally be disorganized. If they try to strategize a specific attack plan, I will easily be able to out smart them. Overall, they will use each other as a shield to get close enough to me to strike, but I will use the domino method and just topple them over as a group. It is also important to note that I will be fighting dirty by throwing sand in their eyes, using brass knuckles and steel toed boots. These tools will help me land powerful shots that shows the best defense is a strong offense.

Lastly, I am only concerned about their stamina. Ten year olds already have a ton of energy as it is. This means, that if I try to fight them all at once, I will tire out before they tire out. Using performance enhancing drugs to improve my stamina are a must. It is important for me to last as long as I can during the fight. This stamina boost will help me finish out on top.

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