Some chick in Wildwood, New Jersey just took a seagull directly to the face while riding the Springshot ride at a local amusement park. While strapped into the human slingshot Georgia saw the inevitable coming right at her dome when a seagull flew directly in the pathway of the rider cart. Before she knew it the seagull had its feathers, and it’s balls, deep in her mouth.
Is it safe to speculate the seagull knew what it was doing? Probably not, mostly because seagulls are pretty fucking stupid. Unfortunately for poor Georgia here it looks like sea bird fellatio was on the menu for the amusement park’s dining options and it’s fair to say she got a mouth full. I think the funniest part of this whole seagull encounter was Georgia’s patience and ability to keep her composure even with a bird “spread eagle” on her face. In the video you can see she actually leaves the bird and waits until the right moment to rip it out of her mouth and throw it away. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call ability under pressure. Hat’s off to Georgia for knowing her way around how to handle an improptu seagull to the face.