Can we all just agree, fuck cyclists

Picture this, it’s a beautiful Saturday morning, you’re driving down the street on your way to get your weekend coffee. When, out of nowhere, you pull up behind two cyclists in their stupid fucking outfits taking up the entire lane on their little two-wheeled jaunt. You can’t go around them without swerving into oncoming traffic, and they won’t budge to let you past because, wait for it… they own the road too. So you’re left with no other option than to slow down to 20 miles per hour and curse them out your window wondering why the fuck bicyclists are such assholes.

Seriously, my commute isn’t your Tour de France. You wanna bike so bad and not piss off everyone? Get a peloton. Get your ass on a stationary bike, and quit taking up the entire road! These cyclists (and you know who they are) never obey any rules of the road, jut into traffic and get pissed when you almost hit them.

I enjoy biking, I really do, but there’s absolutely no reason to be doing it on the 405! Stick to local roads, a park, maybe a bike path for God’s sake. If your ride to wherever you’re going involves an interchange and stop lights, you shouldn’t be on a bike!! Get off the road!