Bowling is Overrated

Alright, I think it’s time to settle this once and for all. Bowling is one of the most common family sports in the United States and typically eery city or town has at least one bowling alley. Why is this? Yes, bowling is fun at first, but it gets old quick and I just don’t understand why everyone loves it so much.

The balls are gross and very dirty. You can’t sit there and tell me that the bowling balls you use are clean and germ free. Sometimes the holes you shove your finger in is full of diseases and germs that can cause you bodily harm. Not only that, but sometimes the hole is very tight and you really have to jam it in there. Some lubricant can help you thrust inside the bowling ball hole.

Also, it is way to tempting t o throw the ball overhand and really get some speed on it. Of course, this will lead to getting kicked out for good and won’t be a good look for you. Not only that but every time I’ve bowled over the past year, I have either lost to a girl or a young child. this makes me loo like a total asshole and needs to be addresses.

Bars at bowling alleys are always fun. the beer is great and so is the food usually but if you notice, they almost exclusively serve finger foods. Why??? Bowling just doesn’t do it for me. It’s fun for 20 minutes but after that it is a total dumpster fire.