Out of everywhere I’ve visited in my life, there are two standout winter vacation locations that stand out. These two are my favorite spots and are places I think everyone should see at least once in their life. Beware of the cold though. As a native of California and a little bitch when it comes to cold weather, I urge you to bundle up. I thought my balls were gonna freeze off a few times at these spots and the liquid courage wasn’t helping enough.

First, Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls is on of our natural wonders of the world. I went in 2014 in February, one of the coldest months of the year. It was a sight you have to see. it is already cool enough as it is and really puts life in perspective seeing how small we are compared to the world. Also, I had the urge to be one of those dickheads that goes over in a barrel but I for sure would have died. In February on the Canadian side, which is the good side, there are 2 ton blocks of ice that fall over every second. One of the coolest sights you can see.

Next, the Grand Canyon with snow. Believe it or not, sometimes it snows in certain parts of Arizona. The Grand Canyon is rad and a sight to see. The first time I went, some friends and I wanted to see the sunrise. Obviously, we were all hungover af so we slept in the car and by friend driving passed it by 45 miles. Huge bummer. However, this place rules. I do feel bad because I took a piss over the side which was very sketchy. I almost fell in. Never the less, beautiful spot.
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