At last night’s Mets game a Yankees fan was recorded doing something never thought of before; He made a straw for his beer out of, I can’t believe I’m saying this, a hotdog. Was this never invented because the guy’s an absolute genius? Or because it’s absolutely fucking disgusting? That’s a personal choice we each have to make here.
Nothing’s better than watching a ball game with a glizzy in one hand and an ice cold draft beer in the other. That’s an American man’s wet dream right there. But would you ever consider essentially drinking beer through a meat straw? Would you drink anything through a meat straw?
Maybe we should ask the ladies since drinking liquids from meat straws might be more up their alley (that’s gonna get me in trouble here). In all seriousness, I’d lean more in the direction that a hotdog straw, for any beverage, is an absolutely psychotic move and anyone who’s caught performing such an act of defiling a glizzy should be thrown out of the ball park and possibly arrested.
I applaud the effort for innovation. Without risk like the glizzy straw we wouldn’t have things like the airplane or the strap on dildo. He tried, he did something. Maybe that something will be considered a regular baseball game concession in the future, but for now it’s just fucking gross. Just take a bite and wash it down with a sip of beer, bud.