May 29, 2022

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5 Popular Songs You’ll Hear For the Rest of Your Life That Actually Suck (Hot Take Warning)

1.) Always Something There to Remind Me, Naked Eyes – This song is the epitome of a nothing song.  It could be playing and I’d have no idea its even on. 

2.) Play That Funky Music, Wild Cherry – See, this song would be great if it wasn’t by an all white band, only played at all white functions.  This song is the embodiment of drunk white-boomers giving themselves a high-five.  Wake up people, you still clap on the 1 and 3.

3.) Better Days, Citizen King – Who listens to this song?  I’m seriously inquiring who actually listens to this song.  And the CVS line doesn’t count, I’m talking about the psychopaths that have this song on a playlist.

4.) Dancing in the Street, David Bowie & Mick Jagger- This song was much more about these two wanting to fuck each other rather than making a good song.  And if you haven’t seen the music video, here you go. 

5.) Dream On, Aerosmith- I know every idiot and their mom loves this song, but something about hearing large-mouth bass Steven Tyler screech “Dream on” makes me want to give up on all my dreams and life itself. 

  

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