1.) Always Something There to Remind Me, Naked Eyes – This song is the epitome of a nothing song. It could be playing and I’d have no idea its even on.
2.) Play That Funky Music, Wild Cherry – See, this song would be great if it wasn’t by an all white band, only played at all white functions. This song is the embodiment of drunk white-boomers giving themselves a high-five. Wake up people, you still clap on the 1 and 3.
3.) Better Days, Citizen King – Who listens to this song? I’m seriously inquiring who actually listens to this song. And the CVS line doesn’t count, I’m talking about the psychopaths that have this song on a playlist.
4.) Dancing in the Street, David Bowie & Mick Jagger- This song was much more about these two wanting to fuck each other rather than making a good song. And if you haven’t seen the music video, here you go.
5.) Dream On, Aerosmith- I know every idiot and their mom loves this song, but something about hearing large-mouth bass Steven Tyler screech “Dream on” makes me want to give up on all my dreams and life itself.