If the omicron variant doesn’t royally F up our winter this year then a few trips to the movie theater might be worth your while. With theaters finally up and running again Hollywood’s aiming to pull out the big guns and damn have they outdone themselves. December’s a notorious month for ridiculous Tyler Perry or Adam Sandler type Christmas movies to be released but this year there’s actually a decent amount of quality movies coming out to top the typical holiday flick pieces of shit. Here’s my favorite 3 amazing movies coming out in December:

The Matrix Resurrections – As a massive Matrix franchise fan I personally can’t wait to see how they’ve attempted to revive the story of “The One.” With a mix of new talent and some familiar faces the film looks to combine old with new with the possibility of sparking a new spinoff franchise based in the realm of The Matrix. The new leg of the legendary franchise hits theaters December 22nd.

Spiderman: No Way Home – I can’t think of a film that’s had more audience anticipation than this upcoming Marvel giant. In the latest installment of the Tom Holland era, superhero fans are hoping for two things to appear in the film and those two things are named Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield. We’ll see if this massive theatrical release lives up to the hype on December 15th.

The King’s Man – With the massive shadow of the Spiderman franchise hanging over every other decent film release not much attention has been made to this popular series release. With the newest installment of The Kingsman: Secret Service franchise let’s hope there’s some redemption from The Kingsman: Golden Circle. I mean, it was just awful. Catch this one in theaters on December 22nd.
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